I had page in a friend's forum that I'd hold discussion on various topics of  BDSM. There was discussion unfoldin about the submissives' creed. Some rudeass joined in and  asked, "submissives' creed? do you have a secret handshake too?" So, this is dedicated to the rudeass, LOL.

Well, hell yeah we gotta secret handshake! And, for only

Oh yeah, baby, for only $29.95 we get:

the secret submissive decoder ring ****** a theme T-shirt with simulated breasts on the front and realistic lookin whip marks on the back ******* a pirated single CD of Toby Keith singin "Who's Your Daddy?" ******* along with a second bonus single CD of Leanne Rhimes singin "Hurt Me" ******* AND, for a limited time only.... a genuine replica of a quill used by the Marquis de Sade ********

Ya ain't gonna wanna miss out, so hurry'n sign up today! Be the first submissive on your block to belong to the

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Yeah, I know, I'm shameless. I'll take ya back to The PlayRoom