STUFF SUBMISSIVES NEVER WANNA HEAR SAID OR DOMINANTS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS

Things a submissive definately does NOT wannna hear during play. (I didn't write these. LOL) * Oops! * Uhoh, I could have sworn I had a key here somewhere. * You didn't really need that right? * Which end of this thing do I insert there? * Don't worry, there's bound to be a locksmith open at 3 AM Sunday morning. * Sure, I promised no permanent damage, but you know hair grows back. * Whoops! I thought that was the Astroglide. * If this is the Astroglide, then what did I just put on your...... * Shit, you can untie yourself right? * Uhoh, if this is the tube of crazy glue, then where's the tube of Astroglide? * Have I ever told you about this fantasy I have about what to do with tennis balls? * Trust me, I know what I am doing. I saw this in a movie once and it worked. * Trust me, I'm an expert, I read the entire 'Gor' series. * Shucks, now which of us is the Dominant again? * Uhoh, I think it's stuck there. Now what do we do? * Bye, I'm off for the weekend, I know you love suspension bondage.

All in good fun! I'll take ya back to the FunZone